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BREAKING NEWS – Minimasanriku, Japan – Two little girls are seen crying hysterically after being told that PSY, that sings “Gangnam Style”, is Korean and not Japanese. The children cried even harder when they were told that due to Sony’s current financial situation, they will probably be out of business by the time they’re potty trained.