BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Actor and comedian Jamie Foxx receives a thunderous affirming applause at the Soul Train Awards, after stating that President Obama is the “Messiah, Lord and Savior”. He added that Jesus only fed 5000 people, while Obama regularly feeds over 45 million people with food stamps. Foxx added that the President also showed his superior skills by providing health care for the entire country, and “Jesus only healed a measly one person at a time”.

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