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BREAKING NEWS – New Delhi, India – Hindus all over the world are now saying that a recent picture of Mahatma Ghandi (1869-1948) on a subway, proves reincarnation is true. Ghandi stated that the main reason he came back, was to live out his childhood fantasy of being a pool hustler.