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BREAKING NEWS – Rabat, Morocco – Spanish emergency services and the Moroccan Navy rescued six men that had been adrift for weeks, trying to sail to America. The men who appeared to be well fed, explained that they started off with nine, but the missing three had no idea that the other six were devout cannibals.