BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Third Circuit Court Judge Wade McCree, is currently being accused of impregnating a complaining witness, and discussing a punishment for the defendant in the case. According to three other unnamed judges, McCree was so bold, that he told them that he planned on impregnating all 12 members of a female jury during a trial, before the year is out. He said he would also avoid paying a penny in child support, because he would request to be transferred to family court, and deny all of their petitions for any money.