BREAKING NEWS – Santiago, Chile, South America – President Sebastian Pinera and the owner of the mine in which 33 men have been trapped for more than two months, were involved in a public shouting match. The owner of the mine emphatically stated that he was within his rights to charge all 33 miners two months rent for staying on his property. After a lengthy debate the two reached a compromise, which is, the miners will be charged rent, but the security deposit will be waived providing that there is no damage to the premises other than normal wear and tear.