BREAKING NEWS – Carson City, Nevada – More questions are now being asked about the real age of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid. The controversy stems from the recent discovery of some very old transcripts of him giving a speech on the senate floor, explaining why the government should deny the funding request by the Wright Brothers. In a fiery tone, Reid stated that their new idiotic concept not only contradicted all known scientific laws, but the ridiculous idea was laughable, insulted his intelligence, and had no obvious practical applications.