BREAKING NEWS – Boulder, Colorado – The Geological Society of America is now stating that they genuinely believe that the world might end sometime today. They are taking this official position after recently recording a voice that was very deep into the ground, in which they attributed to Satan. According to the Geological Society, Satan was telling some of his demons that there would soon be a population explosion in hell. He also said, that until he’s finished building the additional housing units, many of the new arrivals will have to stay at Motel 6-66.