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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Newly crowned Miss Universe Olivia Culpo of the United States, gets a kiss from Donald Trump. She later told the other contestants, that the hair conditioner Trump told her that he put in his hair, smelled an awful lot like Elmer’s Glue.