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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Women’s organizations nationwide are threatening to boycott NBC’s “Today Show”, if Matt Lauer is not immediately fired. Emails that have now been made public, shows that he was instrumental in Ann Curry getting the boot. Lauer was deeply concerned about the continual loss of his youthful appearance, and demanded Curry’s removal after she repeatedly refused to sell him some of her hair.