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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – An insider from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, predicts the top three likely women to win best actress for 2013. He says the Oscar favorites are Jessica Chastain in “Zero Dark Thirty”, Jennifer Lawrence in “Silver Lining Playbook”, and Hillary Clinton in “Faking Illnesses”.