BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Kim Kardashian announces that she is pregnant and Kanye West is the father. Her obstetrician stated at a press conference, that when Kim goes into labor, she will be placed in a wing separate from the other expectant mothers. He explained that he felt this was necessary, because if the baby acts anything like Kanye, once it leaves the womb it’ll disrupt other deliveries, wanting everyone to focus on just his.