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BREAKING NEWS – Manchester, New Hampshire – In a town hall meeting at the Palace Theater, filmmaker Michael Moore announces that in 2013 he will stop saying, “I support the troops”. He said he has lost respect for the military after finding that they are only serving the recruits three meals a day.