BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – A picture taken of President Obama at the beach in 2008, shows that he has been consistent in his political ideology. His daughter is seen crying and screaming hysterically after he aggressively pried a surfboard out of her hands. He explained to her, that because she has two surfboards and a little girl on the other side of the beach didn’t have any, a simple mathematical redistribution was both fair and reasonable.