BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Carnival Cruise CEO Gerry Cahill, said he was sick and tired of the passengers whining about being on board the stranded cruise ship “Triumph” due to engine failure. Cahill said comparatively speaking, the ship was never in danger of sinking like the Titanic, and the people that were on the Mayflower did not have the luxurious accommodations like any of the Carnival Cruise ships. He concluded by saying that every time he heard about the passengers on the Triumph “non-stop belly-aching” about not having a hot meal or the raw sewage in the halls, he wanted to tell them that they are selfish and unappreciative with very little respect for American history.