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BREAKING NEWS – Zhejiang, China – The Chinese government receives harsh criticism from Amnesty International and many nations worldwide after they implemented their new experimental program to make their men taller.
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BREAKING UPDATE: The Chinese government was in reality, literally light-years ahead in the space program once again. Proving Einstein’s theory of time travel, the photo is of 6 recently returned Chinese astronauts undergoing Asian pilates after being cramped in a rocket for 80 years.
How does eggrolls taste in deep space?
Same as they do in shallow space.
Thanks for clearing that up… I think.