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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – John Alleman, who is a well known patron for the infamous Las Vegas restaurant “Heart Attack Grill”, has unfortunately died of a heart attack. Over concerns that the title of a diner may have an impact on a patron’s destiny, Gordon Ramsay is changing the name of his restaurant “Hell’s Kitchen”.