BREAKING NEWS – Crescent, California – Guards at Pelican Bay State Prison have been baffled on how several inmates have vanished without a trace. The warden Gary Lewis, states that it may have something to do with a prison gang that are all originally from a remote tribe in South America, and are known to be cannibals. He explained that they are currently investigating one of the gang members that was hospitalized after complaining of pain in his abdomen, and doctors removing from his stomach a partially digested tattoo.