Pope Benedict XVI leaves a consistorio Feb. 11 at The Vatican

BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – Pope Benedict XVI storms out of a meeting after he was informed by the Vatican that he would not be allowed to take with him a few office products when he retires, or they would be deducted from his final paycheck. The Pope was also forbidden from removing without paying for his favorite video games, which included” Super Mario Brothers”, “Zelda”, and all nine versions of “Call to Duty”.