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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – North Korean leader Kim Jong Un hugs former NBA player Dennis Rodman at Sunan International Airport. Un invited Rodman because the people in his isolated country had never seen a black person, or anyone over six feet tall.