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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Sacramento Kings play-by-play announcer Grant Napear, who called games for the NBA team since…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After watching ESPN, Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now demanding a congressional investigation, alleging racism….

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Former South Bend Ind., Mayor Pete Buttigieg, D-Ind., and Sen. Amy Klobuchar, D-Minn.,…

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Kobe Bryant’s Accomplishments… 5× NBA champion (2000–2002, 2009, 2010) 2× NBA Finals MVP (2009, 2010) NBA Most Valuable Player (2008)…

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BREAKING NEWS  – Oakland, California – Golden State Warriors coach Steve Kerr criticized Vice President Mike Pence, accusing him of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Can you actually be ‘scared to death’? Fear can cause your…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The NBA’s ongoing China controversy seeped into its highly anticipated Lakers-Clippers opener in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democratic Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren has added “gay and lesbian couples”…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Adam Silver, the NBA commissioner, said in an interview that the…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – The Toronto Raptors defeated the Warriors 114-110 in Game 6 at Oracle Arena,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina –NBA Commissioner Adam Silver announces that the league and the International Basketball Federation (FIBA)…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Los Angeles Lakers star LeBron James came under fire over the weekend after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – LeBron James blasts NFL, calling the owners ‘old white men’ with ‘slave mentality’….

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Robert De Niro and his wife, Grace Hightower, have reportedly called it quits…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – NBA legend Kobe Bryant’s investment in upstart sports drink brand BodyArmor spiked in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cleveland, Ohio – Hoops star Lebron James slams President Trump for being divisive. James stated that he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Conservative commentator Candace Owens challenged ESPN star Jemele Hill to a debate on racism…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – Rep. Keith Ellison (D-MN.) is boycotting the upcoming NFL season over the league’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oklahoma City, Oklahoma – An Oklahoma City Thunder broadcaster came under fire for using an old southern…

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