BREAKING NEWS – Montgomery, Alabama – Receiving praise from the ACLU, Circuit Judge Charles Price blocks the signing of a hotly contested education bill that has divided the state Legislature. The bill would give parents zoned for “failing” schools an income tax credit to help pay for tuition at a private school or a different public school. The ACLU maintains that no school should be labeled as “failing” and it is destructive to “grade” students on any subject. They explained that children that are obviously dumb, should not be made to feel “less than”, because they aren’t mentally mature enough to process feelings of inadequacy.