BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Reverend Jeremiah Wright’s daughter Jeri, has now been indicted. She faces two counts of money laundering, two counts of making false statements to officers and seven counts of giving false grand jury testimony. The controversial former pastor of President Obama states that even though his daughter did make a clever attempt to hide the funds so they couldn’t be traced, he explained that money laundering is a “bigoted law” that’s designed to suppress the creative ideas of black youth.