BREAKING NEWS – Dublin, Ireland – According to the Guinness Book of World Records, 262 people contributed to setting two records at the Canal Theatre. The first record established, was the largest gathering of people dressed as leprechauns on St. Patrick’s Day. And the second was, with a group of that many Irish people, none of them got intoxicated and started fighting, which is usually prompted by an argument about an idiotic subject emphatically stated while their speech is slurred, that they never recall once they’ve sobered up.