BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – The Court of Cassation, Italy’s final court of appeal has overturned the acquittal of Amanda Knox a.k.a. “Foxie Knoxie”, after she was tried for murder. Her attorney states that their decision was clearly politically motivated. He explained that they yielded to public pressure after a tape recently surfaced of Knox being recorded while in prison, criticizing two of Italy’s most beloved men, the Pope and Chef Boyardee.