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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC’s “Today Show”, announces that they are currently negotiating with Anderson Cooper to replace Matt Lauer. Cooper is demanding comparable pay, final say on who the guests are, and that all of the camera crew are male bodybuilders, and are contractually obligated to work with their shirts off.