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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Early in the morning, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is seen going over every detail of his daily check list. After he recently appointed himself in his newly created job as the National Health Inspector, he has chosen to focus most of his efforts at fast food restaurants and bakeries.