BREAKING NEWS – Pawtucket, Rhode Island – Parker Brothers announces that there will be at least a three month delay in the release of their highly anticipated “Blame Game”. The legendary toy manufacturer states that hold-up is the fault of the subcontractors for not acquiring all of the plastic parts and cards on time. The subcontractors state that the local union is responsible for going on strike. And the union states that Parker Brothers is culpable for constantly demanding concessions.