BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – In attempt to streamline some of his father’s policies, Kim Jong Un mandates that Koreans now only have to carry a smaller more condensed version of the most popular recipes on how to cook dogs.
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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – In attempt to streamline some of his father’s policies, Kim Jong Un mandates that Koreans now only have to carry a smaller more condensed version of the most popular recipes on how to cook dogs.