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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Six members of the Central Intelligence Agency are seen gathered together to give their opinion of some new cologne created by Proctor and Gamble. The manly fragrance is made exclusively for CIA agents that have been working there for over 30 years, and it’s called “Old Spies”.