BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – At the annual meeting of the Seismological Society of America, they disclosed that Yellowstone is an active volcano. Surface features such as geysers and hot springs are direct results of the region’s underlying volcanism. Scientists are currently baffled by the underground “lake of fire”, wondering if there is a connection between it being located under the state with highest concentration of Mormons, and the grainy images of Satan hanging out on the shore with his multiple wives.
