BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – The Japanese brewery Sankt Gallen has introduced Un, Kono Kuro, a brew made from coffee beans that have passed through an elephant, which is a technique that breaks down proteins in the coffee bean, giving the beer a smooth, earthy flavor. The Disney Corporation has issued a public statement regarding the Elephant Beer, stating that they think the product is in poor taste, and that they are exploiting the fact that Dumbo recently admitted that he is a recovering alcoholic.