Dear Blake,
My wife and I are 37 years old and have three kids. Both of us you used to play in a rock ‘n roll band and would party all night. Lately we have had the urge to start partying regularly again all weekend, but our kids would constantly whine about wanting to do family stuff, that she and I find so freakin’ boring. Do you have any suggestions?
Signed, Vincent
from Danville, Illinois
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Dear Vincent,
I’ve always admired people that have the ability to sing and play music. I wouldn’t be surprised that the social worker from the CPA (Child Protection Agency) that undoubtedly stops by regularly, may say you two sound pretty good, as you have band practice next to your kids bedroom on a school night. But I’m not holding that against you, or anyone else that often makes drug induced decisions. Spending quality time with young children is very important, and with a little luck they won’t become as collectively worthless as you two are. On the other hand, they can become well adjusted productive citizens assuming they can figure out a way to suppress or deny your consistent stupidity that was ingrained in them during their early developmental stages. With the right health plan, they may also qualify for electroshock therapy too. I hope this helps.
Blake
LLSSSS!