BREAKING NEWS – Bismark, North Dakota – A budding would-be news anchor A.J. Clemente, gets fired by KFYK-TV, for uttering the “f” and “s” words just one second after appearing on air for the first time. He later explained that he was practicing teasers and didn’t realize his microphone was on. However, there was a silver lining. The White House was so impressed with how easily and comfortably Clemente used the vulgar language, that they hired him as a speechwriter for Joe Biden.