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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New Castle, Delaware – Vice President Joe Biden, is seen departing after laying a wreath at the…

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• May 29, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – Famed running back Herschel Walker blasted presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden on over…

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• May 27, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – BET co-founder Robert L. Johnson had a blistering reaction to Joe Biden’s remarks that…

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• May 26, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Radio host Charlamagne tha God is pushed back one day after…

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• May 25, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – Lansing, Michigan – A U.S Senate candidate from Michigan is calling out former Vice President Joe Biden…

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• May 25, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – Joe Biden expressed regret during a call with black business leaders for suggesting in…

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• May 25, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – Joe Biden’s current disturbing logic and mindset, is now mirroring a comment he made…

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• May 20, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – Presumptive 2020 Democratic nominee Joe Biden bumbled his way through a ‘virtual roundtable’ he…

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• May 18, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – For someone who is said not to be campaigning for the vice-presidential slot, Kamala…

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• May 15, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democrats’ $3 trillion proposal for yet another coronavirus relief bill includes measures that would…

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• May 14, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Vice President Joe Biden, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee, stated…

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• May 13, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Critics aren’t thrilled with Netflix’s recently released documentary about Michelle Obama, titled “Becoming.”…

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• May 11, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa, Florida – Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden, sequestered in his Delaware home with in-person campaign…

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• May 11, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Martin Tolchin, a co-founder of Politico and The Hill as well…

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• May 6, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former second lady Jill Biden told CNN that she’d love to…

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• May 5, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Tara Reade revealed during a recent interview with Fox News that…

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• May 5, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Anxious to get this potential career ending sexual assault allegation behind him, Joe Biden…

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• May 4, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A former aide’s allegation that Joe Biden sexually assaulted her nearly 30 years ago…

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• May 1, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – Newark, Delaware – Joe Biden’s campaign dispatched operatives to the University of Delaware’s library in the past…

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• May 1, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Actress-turned-activist Alyssa Milano, who was criticized for her continued support of presumed 2020…

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• April 29, 2020

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