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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – During an interview that aired at the convention of the National Association of Black…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden is “close” to making a decision…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep.  Karen Bass, D-Calif., who is reportedly on Joe Biden’s shortlist of potential running…

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BREAKING NEWS – Delaware, Dover – Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has a “bizarre” habit of bragging about arrests…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN political analyst April Ryan declared she “cannot wait” to see…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Just three weeks before the Democratic National Convention, hundreds of Bernie Sanders delegates have…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Michigan congresswoman and far-left “Squad” member Rashida Tlaib, said this week that she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Bernie Sanders campaign co-chair Nina Turner offered a not-so-appetizing analogy when asked about…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Former President Barack Obama was joined by actor and activist George Clooney for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has kept quiet on who he is going…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “The Breakfast Club” radio host Charlamagne Tha God blasted former Vice…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – Joe Biden’s campaign has clarified a statement from the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden’s head of strategic communications, Kamau M. Marshall, has repeatedly posted sexist messages…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – Presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden spoke to a summit of Muslim voters, telling them…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Sen. Bernie Sanders delegates in California sent Joe Biden a list of three Black…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democratic National Committee communications director Xochitl Hinojosa asserted on “Bill Hemmer…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton appeared as a guest the“The Daily Show” where host…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Supreme Court ruled that the Trump administration acted within its authority when it…

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BREAKING NEWS – Brookline, Massachusetts – Michael Dukakis, the former Democratic Massachusetts governor who lost his 1988 White House bid…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – Joe Biden tweeted that if he gets elected, his administration “won’t just rebuild this…

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