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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Bernie Sanders  suspended his presidential campaign and acknowledged that “Vice President Biden will…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders has suspended his Democratic presidential campaign — all but handing the nomination…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden says he’s pushing ahead with his search for a running mate and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic frontrunner Joe Biden explains why he believes that Hawaii and Rhode Island are…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. –  President Trump says he’d “love” to talk with Joe Biden about the coronavirus outbreak…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden attempts to a draw a clear distinction between himself and President Trump,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a very confusing statement about a company that makes beer, Joe Biden sides…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic frontrunner Joe Biden, says that President Trump never should’ve restricted travel to this…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN anchor Jake Tapper took former Vice President Joe Biden to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D,C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden appeared to make some factual errors during a virtual…

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BREAKING NEWS – Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden told reporters that having another debate with his progressive rival, Vermont Senator…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – Former presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke and Joe Biden were seen at a Whataburger after…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Have Democrats found an alternative to Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Many political pundits  believe that DNC Chair Tom Perez, has indirectly admitted that Joe…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former vice president Joe Biden announces his plan to deal with the coronavirus. “One…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Attacks against former Vice President Joe Biden have escalated as many on the left…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Against the backdrop of the coronavirus crisis that has gripped the nation, Joe Biden…

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BREAKING NEWS – Little Rock Arkansas – Hunter Biden’s attorneys have abruptly asked the Arkansas judge in his ongoing paternity…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden is now insisting that presidential campaign rallies be limited to 100 people…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders’ big losses in Tuesday’s primaries and him declining to address his supporters…

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