BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – An angry and frustrated Lindsay Lohan, sends a scathing letter to Los Angeles Superior Court regarding her refusal to go to specific court ordered rehab center. She explained that if they continued down this path, she will decline to participate in any judicial proceedings, until they begin to act in a more dignified manner. She accused the courts of not using their time and resources more efficiently by pursuing dangerous criminals, instead of constantly going after her since she has repeatedly proven she can easily beat the system and avoid incarceration. Lohan also said in regards to the future, that she will not wear an ankle monitor, unless the courts can prove to her satisfaction that it won’t in any way inhibit her social life.
Uh…wait a minute! I thought you WERE a dangerous criminal! Are you one of those people that say:
‘Wait in the car a minute, I’ll be right back’?
LMBO!!!