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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Tired of being alone, business magnate Martha Stewart recently joins the online dating service Match.com. She said that so far, it’s been very frustrating. Stewart explained that the men that she’s contacted at Match.com that enjoys the things that are important to her such as cooking, interior decorating, keeping your home immaculate, and gardening, unfortunately were all gay.