BREAKING NEWS – Newark, New Jersey – Grammy Award winning singer Lauryn Hill gets sentenced to three months in prison for not paying taxes on the $1.5 million she made from 2005 to 2007. She blamed her legal issues on racism she stating, “I am a child of former slaves who had a system imposed on them. I had an economic system imposed on me”. When she went on to say that “people simply can’t relate to what it feels like to have their race being oppressed for so many years”, several Native Americans that happened to be in the courtroom shouted, “Stop whining!”