BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama announced Wednesday that acting IRS Commissioner Steven Miller would resign in the wake of the agency’s scandal, in which conservative groups were targeted, even though Miller was apparently already set to step down in July. White House sources state that the President wanted him removed immediately, after he discovered that Miller had directed his agents to conduct an “aggressive audit” on his taxes regarding the last five years. The auditors were told to get Obama to answer why he regularly sent large donations to his mother’s former obstetrician, that lives in Kenya.