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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to a source close to Hillary Clinton, the former Secretary of State plans to take some precautions just in case she wins the presidency in 2016 regarding Bill’s womanizing. She said if elected, she will make sure that all of the female interns are either gay or certifiably ugly.