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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Due to the relentless rain over the past week, the Golden State has had a record amount of mudslides. Meteorologists from the Weather Channel have stated that this common occurrence happens when a considerable amount of rain gets mixed with the state’s countless “dirty” politicians.