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BREAKING NEWS – Enniskillen, Northern Ireland – An extremely awkward moment of silence takes place when President Obama met Russian President Vladimir Putin during the G-8 Summit. It happened after Putin told Obama that the way he is using the IRS to intimidate political enemies, would’ve made both Joseph Stalin and Karl Marx very proud.