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BREAKING NEWS – Battle Creek, Michigan – The Kellogg Corporation announced today that two members of the famed trio Crackle and Pop, were nearly beaten to death. The third member has been arrested and charged with the assault, and his attorney stated that when his client was told that he getting kicked out of the group, he “snapped”.