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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NYC cops at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn are ecstatic after Mayor Michael Bloomberg wins a court battle, authorizing them to treat as dangerous criminals, anyone caught carrying a soft drink that’s over 16 ounces. Bloomberg is currently asking the city council to pass a bill that allots funds to keep a SWAT Team outside of every 7-11.