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BREAKING NEWS – Medicine Bow, Wyoming – PETA announces that they are seeking donations to start an Alcoholics Anonymous to assist hundreds of deer in Wyoming. The animal’s rights organization states that they believe that this ongoing problem can be resolved if all of their members contributed a couple of “bucks”.