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BREAKING NEWS – Lampedusa, Italy – Pope Francis has a very awkward moment while meeting with a group of migrants on a pier on the Italian island of Lampedusa. He ignored the question, but he seemed to be a little irritated when one of the men repeatedly asked him why doesn’t his hat have a bib?