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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – Former NSA employee and whistleblower Edward Snowden, is still stuck at an airport in Russia, looking for a government that will welcome him. Recently, he has attempted to get asylum at a place where very few visit and is also largely unpopulated, but the governor of Wyoming turned his request down.