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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Based on their recent bankruptcy and the local economy, Detroit is now considered the raggediest major city in the United States. Life there has become so deplorable, that many of the residents have packed up and moved to a Third World country, where they currently have higher living standards.