BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton is receiving a mountain of criticism for being in business with Cash Money Records owned by controversial rapper Lil’ Wayne. When asked about why he is doing business with a company that distributes music that is harmful to black children, Sharpton replied, “People are ignoring the fact that Lil’ Wayne’s music always has a nice beat, and it encourages black youths to talk about important social issues on the dance floor, whenever they are unarmed”.