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BREAKING NEWS – Lovelock, Nevada – While serving time in a Nevada prison, O.J. Simpson has now ballooned to over 300 pounds. He said his civil rights are being violated, because the warden refuses to honor his request to place in his cell, a microwave oven, two refrigerators, and a barbecue grill. The NAACP is currently investigating Simpson’s complaint.